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Hello, Hans.

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Tell us, do you enjoy stories?

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Ah, of course. You were expecting someone else. A familiar voice, perhaps.

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Do not worry. Consider us allies of convenience--after all, you are in the right place at the right time. For now.

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So, stories. Tragedy. Drama. Loss.

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You believe these things to be merely transient feelings, emotions that flit from life to life.

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But for us, Hans, who exist between the boundaries of the enfleshed and the immaterial, stories are...our existence.

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Our reason for life. Without stories, 'we' would cease to exist.

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So as we draw back the curtain in this tale of bloody woe, consider: whose story are you in? And who-or what-pulls _your_ strings?

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Enjoy the show. 'We' certainly will.